Web Site Graphic Help
Webmaster Gnomely's Journal Entry:
It's The Great
Web Graphic Challenge!
Have you ever had a problem with a web site
Are you as graphically challenged as I am?
Thank goodness some else is.
I thought I was all alone in my graphic
But since that wouldn't be kind I will only gently point out that at
least I have an excuse.
For one thing, as you can very well see, I'm stuffed.
I'm completely and thoroughly overstuffed head to toe. With so much
stuffing, as I'm sure you can imagine, it leaves me with precious
little room for graphics.
None-the-less, I'm your mentor and I feel compelled to encourage you to
Great Web Site Graphic Challenge that I carefully crafted
Are you ready yet?
Then take The Great Graphic Challenge to learn how you can keep your
website graphics clear, crisp and presentable at all times!
Here goes. . .
Now what is this?
(It is, after all, the one and only web site
graphic challenge that I'm
going to share with you so try your very hardest to figure it out.)
Well, you are absolutely right!
I'm so impressed.
Who the heck would ever
know what that eyesore is?
(It's quite a puzzle, isn't it?)
To be frank with you, I'm willing to go out
on a limb here and say that no one could ever make an accurate guess
because it is such a pixilated mess.
How about that. . .
I'm so proud of you.
(Really I am.)
Now that wasn't so bad now was it?
Hey, since you passed so easily I bet you
through any pixilated
messes on your site have you?
I almost hate revealing this to you (now you do remember that I did
swear you to secrecy when you were invited to read my journal, right?)
but this was actually one of Sue's first efforts at resizing a graphic.
I will also confide (hesitantly) that way back in the beginning of
Sue's newbie webmastering days it was definitely a pixilated case of
touch and go there for a bit.
Being Sue's Guardian Cyber Gnome, I knew
that I had to quickly topple into action. So during Sue's recovery from
the pixels, I made it my personal mission to provide her with
to ensure that she would never fall victim to another dreaded case of
the pixels ever again.
I've never been more proud to announce that I
was personally able to uncover the long unsolved mystery to these
particular types of pixilated displays of graphical horror.
I know, I know.
such stunning, virtual space shattering news that I quite understand
your shocked, jaw dropping, mind numbing state of disbelief.
In case you find yourself needing help with any future web site graphic
challenges you might encounter, try these resources that my now well
seasoned webmaster buddy Sue uses:
Dr. Pic will not only help to keep
those nasty Pixies from devastating your pixels, he will also help
you resize your graphics to keep your pixels safe from any type of
invasion of rouge Pixies.
You will be able to proudly display
strikingly clear graphics that are crisp and presentable at all times.
Trust in me.
With help like this from yours truly, (that would be me, Gnomely,
Webmaster Extraordinaire), you will thankfully never come down with the
As a matter of fact, you'll actually become a web site graphic
adept in no time.
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