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Introducing Gnomely...
Webmaster Extraordinaire!

Have you ever made any website mistakes?

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Have you ever needed website help? 

Well of course you have. . .

Well, you're not alone.

We all have created our share of web site problems.

But now with my expert, jaw-dropping, riveting, extraordinary web site building help I'll help you avoid making web site problems for yourself and prevent you from creating sitemares when you insist on making all those website mistakes.

That's wonderful! Glad to have you. Welcome!

I want you to have a very SUCCESSFUL website too! I want you to become a gazillionaire.

Hi!

My name is Gnomely. I'm a Gnome of course.

Well, Answers.com defines the word gnome as derived from the New Latin gnomus.

They say that the word is often claimed to descend from the Greek gnosis, "knowledge", but more likely comes from genomos "earth-dweller", in which case the omission of e is, as the Oxford English Dictionary calls it, a blunder.

Go Figure!

It is also possible that Paracelsus simply made the word up. (I have no idea who that is, do you?)


Other sources reveal that Gnomes are commonly portrayed as large-headed humanoids about a meter in height, displaying characteristics such as a cheery temperament, a high degree of intelligence coupled with curiosity and poor judgment, and an unusual talent when it comes to either using magic or inventing and building technology, depending on the setting.

No siree.

I happen to have excellent judgment and a superior technological intellect. You see, my ancestry dates all the way back to the conception of the World Wide Web. I'm proud to tell you that I happen to be one of those rare but supremely gifted Cyber Gnomes!

Let me introduce myself...

mascot(Unlike those other two furry hair balls who share little tips and tidbits of site building advice that lurk around all over this website.)

And let me tell you, if those two tiny rascals, Bits and Bytes, are considered to be the precious guardians of cyber information, then I'm certainly a ginormous Megabyte, reigning King of the internet!

mascotIn other words...
I have it all over those two pesky
little know-it-all virtual fuzz balls.

As Webmaster Extraordinaire, I will be your "Don't Do It" mentor, coach and guide patiently providing you with valuable website help throughout your entire site building experience.

Website Help Journal

Which, by the way, I don't share with just anyone.
(You'll find all my helpful journal entries right at the end
of my very long yet spellbinding letter of introduction!)


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I'd just love it if you would share your story too!

We can provide each other with valuable website help that will prevent all those nasty website problems humans seem to create for themselves with wild abandon.
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Most humans learn best from making mistakes.

(Really!)

But fixing web site problems can be frustrating and time consuming.

I've had the misfortune of observing that humans can become quite overwrought when they commit that rampant site building crime of accruing way too many errors.

Why?

Because some very, very bad things can happen.

Sometimes all too often.

(Really!)

You see, my human Webmaster companion Sue, has made her share of website faux pas over the years.

I've watched her curse up a storm, dissolve into a pathetic fit of weeping hysteria, and work herself into an absolutely frantic tizzy.

All over avoidable mistakes! (From personal experience, I can tell you that it is very, very disturbing to have to watch what you humans call having a conniption fit!)

I'm going to teach you how to avoid making website mistakes!


You see, my most favorite Gnomish motto is:


You will receive all the website help you need right here including the most important website building tips, techniques and strategies of all time:

How to avoid the most common pitfalls of site building.


This is inevitably due to a severe flaw in the human species and therefore forgivable tendency towards technological illiteracy.
(Sorry, but I have to be honest with you!)

The end result however, is that you will at some point or other manage to create a sitemare. (It's rather like what you humans call a nightmare but displayed in a very visual and tangible way on the internet for everyone in the cyber world see).

Quite simply you will have the advantage of knowing what not to do when building your site which in turn will save you countless hours of agony and despair. (And from falling prey to those debilitating conniption fits).


Your site will never resemble scrambled eggs nor will you ever be faced with a virtual reoccurring sitemare.





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I started this website a few years ago as a labor of love to help others learn how to build their own web business.
(Knowing that if I could, it would be a piece of cake for everyone else on the planet!)

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